Le “My Mommy is The Best Mommy in the World” Edition

instant relatives

Pour Ma Mère:
I forgive you. I forgive you for not appreciating what a genius your five-year-old daughter was when I created “The Most Wonderful Shampoo in the World!” by combining all of your french perfumes together into a bottle of V05.

I forgive you for convincing me that I was the prettiest ballerina dewdrop in the Nutcracker at the age of nine. I’ve seen the pictures- you lied.

I forgive you for convincing me to go to art school rather than medical school. I fought you until you pointed out that modern medical staff couldn’t really wear the sexy nurse outfits from the 60′s. Diabolical!

I forgive you for allowing me to date the bad boy, get a perm, get a tattoo, get a piercing, sneak out, sneak in, smuggle kittens home, paint murals on the walls, steal from your closet, borrow money, drive too fast, talk back, mope and generally be a delight in every way.

And finally, I forgive you for being so beautiful when you worked a party like a butterfly. I forgive you for being so caring and kind that I wanted to be by your side always. I forgive you for still being the kookiest, funniest person I know, and finally I forgive you for being the very best mother to me possible.
What I won’t be forgiving this year, is that you just seem to be getting better with age. Mon dieu! I’ll never catch up!

Amour,
Votre Préféré Enfant.

seating

As you can see, I had a number of hurdles to overcome with my mother, but I still love her…
Even if you aren’t as forgiving of heart as I am on this coming mother’s day- you still best be bringin’ home some mommy chachkies.
Is she so beautiful that you would like her to have a lovely gilt mirror?
mirrors

Does she juggle, twirl and fly through all challenges with grace and ease?
circus poster
Does she appreciate a splash of color?
orange chandelier

Textiles, rag-rugs and very vintage fabric print blocks from Brussels. The perfect gift for a woman who crafts in elegance.

hand woven rugs

Opera buff? These very affordable costumes are from the Paris Opera House. Ooo la la!
clothing

 

So there are a few ideas- and you know we have many, many more….Including this…

Shuuush, lean in close, mes chatons contrebande, I am about to reveal a trade secret…

AUCTION TONIGHT!!!
556 Tift St, Atlanta, Georgia 30310- located near Interstate 75/85 & I-20.
BEGINS AT 6:30- So get going kids!
OPEN BAR!!!
FOOD!!!
TOTAL CHARACTERS!!!
AMAZING FUN!!!
SEE YOU THERE!!!