Bring a friend, bring a lover, bring a puppy!
Absolutely no cover!
Did I say open bar, my lovers? Why, yes, I did!
Did someone mention nibbles and up to 20% off sales? Um, yes, you heard correctly.
Valet? Burlesque Dancers? Arealist? Jugglers? Piano Players? Banjo? Adult puppet show? Laughter? Pranks? A raffle for pennies for the very things that you have been drooling over for a year?
But of course, mon sucre pois.
What’s the catch, you ask? We just want to say thank you- so thank you, darlings!